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WHEN INSULTS HAD CLASS

WHEN INSULTS HAD CLASS – Part 2

These glorious insults are from an era when cleverness with words was still valued, before a great portion of the  English language got boiled down to 4-letter words, not to mention waving middle fingers.
 
'I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.' - Mark Twain
 
'He has no enemies,  but is intensely disliked by his friends.' - Oscar Wilde

'I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new  play; bring a friend.... if you  have one.' - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
 
'Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one.' - Winston Churchill,  in response.

'I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here.' - Stephen Bishop
 
'He is a self-made man and worships his creator.' - John Bright
 
'I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.' - Irvin S. Cobb 
 
'He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others.' - Samuel Johnson
 
'He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.' - Paul Keating
 
'There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't  cure.' - Jack E. Leonard
 
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